Geographical context

My dentist talked about me needing “Zirconium crowns”.

I mistakenly thought that was a reference to “Cubic zirconia” (fake diamonds).

I figured if he was going to put fake diamonds in my mouth, we might as well go all out with titanium teeth. You know, because titanium is cool, but is a little less flashy than diamonds.

So I mentioned as much.

His response?

“You’re hilarious!”

I wasn’t kidding.

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*22Ti (Wikipedia)