Walk into cafe.
“Hi Zero” calls one of the cashiers.
“Hi back” I say, and wave.
I put my laptop bag down and pull out my laptop.
Then I hear, “Pssst.” and look up.
The cashier is standing behind the counter holding something, but I can’t quite make out what it is, “Here, try this!”
I walk over thinking she has a sample of something.
She hands me a fork and a brownie.
“Try THIS!?” I say, “Ok!” and smile.
She wanders off.
My mutant power strikes again.