Try this

Banana chips
Dear LinkedIn

Walk into cafe.

“Hi Zero” calls one of the cashiers.
“Hi back” I say, and wave.

I put my laptop bag down and pull out my laptop.

Then I hear, “Pssst.” and look up.

The cashier is standing behind the counter holding something, but I can’t quite make out what it is, “Here, try this!”

I walk over thinking she has a sample of something.

She hands me a fork and a brownie.

“Try THIS!?” I say, “Ok!” and smile.

She wanders off.

Good times.

Try this.

My mutant power strikes again.

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