That awkward moment you watch a 3.5 star rated *movie on Netflix — and when you’re done, you go to rate it and you realize you really didn’t like it.
Not 3 stars. Not 2. But 1 star.
But you see the existing 3.5 stars and think, “Well, the consensus is that this is a 3.5 star movie. Do I really want to be THAT guy and give it a 1 star review?”
Yes.
‘Cause the Internet be crazy. O_o
[ Except all of you. YOU have excellent taste and I love you very much. And seriously, did you change your hair? It looks different. I love what you’ve done to it. Are those new shoes? ]
*Ain’t no way Dredd is a 3.5 star movie.
When did our story telling standards go the way of the DoDo?
Go watch any of the following:
- The Godfather
- Cool Hand Luke
- Say Anything
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- The Princess Bride
- Alien
- Aliens
- Lawrence of Arabia
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Apocalypse Now
- The Shining
- The Iron Giant
…then tell me Dredd is a 3.5 star movie.