That awkward moment in online dating when you write to me in Spanish and assume it doesn’t matter.
Just kidding.
If you’re cute, of course it doesn’t matter! I am fluent in the language of loooooooove!
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But seriously, just kidding. — It is important that you speak English so you can laugh at all my jokes.
Also, keep in mind, if you have an accent (which I don’t mind at all — in fact, it’s kind of attractive), I have this habit of adopting the accent of whoever I’m talking to.
It just happens.