Adventures in Food Poisoning:
Observations from being bedridden for two days due to *food poisoning:
*May not have been food poisoning. Maybe it was a virus. Maybe it was an allergic reaction to sarcasm. Maybe I was suffering from Honey Bee Colony Collapse Disorder. Maybe I had a serious shortage of cow bell.
In any case, the symptoms were similar enough to food poisoning and a lot easier to write than this clarification that I just didn’t see the point in stating anything *other than food poisoning in my facebook posts on the subject. *This clarification being the exception.
Which posts? These posts:
- Sunday, June 2, 2pm: The great thing about food poisoning
- Monday, June 3, 5:38pm: Ok fine, I’ll try getting up
Observations from being bedridden for two days due to *food poisoning: