Bill Dollar said I should stop and take a selfie of him.
I told Bill Dollar that it isn’t really a selfie unless he takes it.
To which he replied, “No one has to know.”
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Bill Dollar
Bill Dollar's "fountain of youth"
Bill Dollar says that with all the new years people are giving him, he thinks he’s going to live forever.
I told Bill Dollar it doesn’t work like that.
He told me he’s not going to give me any of his anyway, because “Just in case”.
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Bill Dollar said he was sad because the sky is crying…
Bill Dollar said he was sad because the sky is crying. I told Bill Dollar that it’s really just the sky sweating because the sky works out to stay healthy just like we do.
This made Bill Dollar happy.
Then Bill Dollar tried to drink the sky sweat and I told Bill Dollar that was disgusting.
He said sky sweat tasted like parking lot.
Bill Dollar says you'll understand
Bill Dollar says it’s been so long since he’s said anything that he doesn’t know what to say.
So he says “Banana“.
And “They’ll understand.”
I’m sure they will, Bill Dollar. I’m sure they will.
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Bill Dollar wishes you a Happy 1/4th
Bill Dollar says he isn’t sure why 1/4th of July is any better than the other 3/4, but wishes you a Happy 1/4th anyway!
Forgetful
2:28 PM
Crap. I forgot to take and post a selfie today.
Maybe tomorrow.
2:35 PM
Just a heads up: I’m probably gonna drop a selfie tomorrow.
I don’t care if that’s not how you’re supposed to say it.
That’s how I say it.
4:44 PM
To prepare myself for dropping a fresh selfie tomorrow, here’s an old selfie from March.
And as no “pre-selfie drop test” would be complete without a pop star frog, Bill Dollar and a squirrel, and 2 bears fighting, here’s a selfie with me, a pop star frog, Bill Dollar and a squirrel, and 2 bears fighting.
Because sometimes you need that.
I would love to tell you about that one time Bill Dollar and I went clubbing…
I would love to tell you about that one time Bill Dollar and I went clubbing… but frankly, I don’t remember it.
Found this on my phone though…
Bill Dollar, Mister
Bill Dollar says he doesn’t feel comfortable referring to all the Joshua Trees by their first name, so he’s just going to call them all “Mr Tree”.
I told Bill Dollar were probably not going into the park today, but “soon”.
He said, “Ok, Mr Dean”
Bill Dollar really likes this tree.
Bill Dollar says that he isn’t sure why, but he really likes this tree.
Bill Dollar heads south
10:33AM
Bill Dollar is excited. He says he’s always been fascinated by the mobility of sand.
11:19AM
Bill Dollar says that even though we didn’t see any walking sands, this rest area more than fulfilled his needs.
Me, on the other hand, I think shady looking rest area survey buttons are a conspiracy to kill unicorns. And every time you push one a unicorn dies.
I hope you’re happy, Bill Dollar, because that’s one less unicorn in the world.
11:20AM
Call it a hunch, but something tells me that Bill Dollar is afraid of snakes.
12:26PM
Bill Dollar says that he doesn’t know what cuidado are, but they don’t look half as as scary as rattlesnakes.
To emphasize how serious he is, he put on his serious face.
1:15PM
I told Bill Dollar that I thought he was reading it wrong, but he still couldn’t stop laughing.
2:13PM
Bill Dollar says he wasn’t going to *throw* anything.
I asked Bill Dollar if he doing one of those weird “word-loophole games” he plays to bypass the rules.
He told me to drop it.
