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Dear voices in my head

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That awkward moment you avoid going into the men’s locker room at the gym, at a certain time every day, because that guy who blow dries his twig and berries with a hand-held hair dryer for 10 minutes — like it’s some kind of cheap off-strip Las Vegas show — is in there doing what he does.

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Mike: At least he’s not dipping it into the dyson airblade

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Zero: Hahahahaha! We don’t have one here.

Robert: LoL!!

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Dawn: Men do that??? I had no idea.

Zero: Some men do that. He’s not the only one. And it wouldn’t be so bad if he just did it with just a bit more discretion.

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