See you tonight!

I told you.
Universal conspiracy


Remember folks, I’m coming through the front door tonight. Twisted my ankle coming down the chimney for the last time last year!

Also, I prefer chocolate chip cookies to most other kinds – except whatever they renamed those girl scout cookies to (the ones with coconut). Chewy beats crunchy any day. And I don’t drink milk – especially warm milk – so save it.

If you leave me fruits and vegetables, I will leave you coal and Justin Bieber CDs. Just sayin.

See you tonight!


PS. This has nothing to do with Christmas.

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