At the checkout counter, the woman looks at the name on my card…
“That’s your name?”
“I’m just curious… Do you have any siblings?”
“What are their names?”
*straight face* One and Two.
*she laughs — then catches herself when I maintain my straight face*
“Are you being serious?”
Nah! I’m just messing with you!
*she let’s loose a huge release-of-tension laugh*
It’s good to have some fun with it from time to time.