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Email from a friend of mine in London this morning:

A quote from you hangs on the locker of one of the trainers at my personal training gym…”

Nice! Between this, being read on the radio earlier this year (1)(2), and getting quoted in a job application cover letter, I just need my own action figure — with spring-loaded ass-kicking, bubblegum-chewing action — and my preparations for world domination life will be nearly complete.


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