Alright everybody, listen carefully:
I want everyone to crouch down and I’m going to turn off the lights.
Stop it. I know what you’re thinking. And seriously, you should be ashamed! This is serious time…
Ok, so I want everyone to crouch down and I’ll turn off the lights…
And then when the 900th follower on my page walks through the door, I’ll turn on the lights and I want everyone to jump up and yell, “SURPRISE!!!”
And you all BETTER be wearing clothes when I do it! I don’t want it to be like LAST time.
That was embarrassing.
Ok. So be ready!
10:12 AM : Counter reaches 900
Wait. How come no one did it with me?
And why are my shoelaces tied together!?
Y’all are a bunch of jokers. That’s what you are.