Dear Google (again)
Oh, that guy.


That awkward moment you realize that sweating appears to be one of your primary functions in life.

I go places. I sweat.

Or as I like to refer to it, “Excreting liquid awesome.”

And I know what you’re thinking. “Is it awesomesauce?”

Ewww. No. That’s gross.

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