Oh damn. I just found myself in Home Depot without adult supervision. I’m a goner
Not one, but three pairs of high performance work gloves.
For you and your mutant friend — or when you want to give the most epic high five ever.
Approached by Home Depot guy while in the process of turning myself into Darth Vader with oversized plastic piping (true story), “Can I help you?”
“Yeah, you got any twine?” —
*he gives me a blank look while I take off my makeshift body armor*
–“You know, like string?”
“Oh, string. Yeah. Aisle 24. Midway down. Just head this way and hang a left.”