3:27PM
Oh damn. I just found myself in Home Depot without adult supervision. I’m a goner
3:36PM
Not one, but three pairs of high performance work gloves.
For you and your mutant friend — or when you want to give the most epic high five ever.
3:47PM
Approached by Home Depot guy while in the process of turning myself into Darth Vader with oversized plastic piping (true story), “Can I help you?”
“Yeah, you got any twine?” —
*he gives me a blank look while I take off my makeshift body armor*
–“You know, like string?”
“Oh, string. Yeah. Aisle 24. Midway down. Just head this way and hang a left.”
“Awesome. Thanks.”
Wut? O_o