Unexpected regret of the day:
I own two almost identical grey long-sleeved shirts. I put one on of them on after working out at the gym this morning.
As I walked out to my car, I noticed — once again — a tiny hole in the front of that particular shirt.
So in order to deter myself from wearing the holey shirt again, when I got to my car, I stuffed my finger into the hole and proceeded to rip my shirt off — Hulk style.
I then reached into my car, pulled out the other grey shirt and put it on.
I was just sitting here thinking how totally odd that would’ve seemed to anyone watching.
It almost makes me want to do it again, but like at the gym — or in the 10 items or less line at Target. And with growling sound effects.
And maybe green contact lenses.