I just saw a guy going through great pains to park his GIANT white well-drilling truck at a Starbucks. And all I could think was,
“Everybody get out of this man’s way! He REALLY needs a cup of coffee!”
I mean seriously. You ever try turning one of these rigs around on a narrow street? I think he made an 80 point turn over the course of 5 minutes of intermittent backup beeping.
I almost walked over and said, “What do you want? I’ll go get it for you. Just don’t back into that grey 4Runner, k?”
Also, his rig, it had red-orange flames running along the side of it. If there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s:
You don’t mess with a man with flames on his giant white well-drilling truck.