Giant white well-drilling truck

Silly typos, tricks are four kids

I just saw a guy going through great pains to park his GIANT white well-drilling truck at a Starbucks. And all I could think was,

“Everybody get out of this man’s way! He REALLY needs a cup of coffee!”

I mean seriously. You ever try turning one of these rigs around on a narrow street? I think he made an 80 point turn over the course of 5 minutes of intermittent backup beeping.

I almost walked over and said, “What do you want? I’ll go get it for you. Just don’t back into that grey 4Runner, k?”

Also, his rig, it had red-orange flames running along the side of it. If there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s:

You don’t mess with a man with flames on his giant white well-drilling truck.

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