At gym. Working out.
I see my facilities manager friend. I wave and mime wiping sweat off my brow.
He returns the gesture and walks over,
“Did you see me!?”
“I was outside cleaning the spider webs off windows.”
“Ewwww — Really?”
“Yeah, someone complained. So I took care of it.”
“Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You mean all I have to do to get you to do stuff is complain?” I start looking around…
He laughs, “Yeah.”
And then he walks away like the guy who cleans up after the cool guys who walk away from explosions without looking.
RE: Cool guys don’t look at explosions (video)