Walk up to cafe counter.
“Zero! What can I get you.”
“How about a bagel?”
“Sliced and toasted?”
“Yup.”
*He prepares my bagel*
“Here you go.”
“Thanks!”
“Want your receipt?”
“Naw, I’m good.”
“Are you suuure?”
“Alright. I’ll take my receipt.”
And this is when you know they know you well enough to know that something like this will make you laugh.
Mission accomplished, sir. Thank you.
