Browsing my spam folder, I note that spammers are:
- Some of the most creative spellers I’ve ever seen.
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- Think I want to be a long distance runner or something.
- Somehow found me a suitable recipient for a large sum of money.
- Must think I spend a lot of time in bed.
- [***Censored by Facebook staff***]
- Not very romantic: “You will no longer need to buy her flowers”.
- And finally, assume I don’t already have six pack abs. Come on!