Alright, alright, alright! It’s Attendance Day.
That means if you’re here, say so below. And if you’re not here, also say so below.
And if you’re not sure if you’re here or not — or are too scared to comment — say so below.
And if you want to be sexy, be sure to let us know what color your underwear is today.
Grey boxer briefs (usually black, but it’s also laundry day). Thanks for asking.