30 seconds

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So this place I do laundry at has the most suspicious — and potentially the most lazy — washers ever.

Once you’ve inserted your last coin, it takes 30 seconds before anything even remotely begins to happen.

I have to wonder why the washer needs 30 seconds when it could’ve at least started thinking about doing my laundry the moment I started inserting coins.

The least it could do is start blinking some lights or something.

But no. It just sits there in what appears to be silent judgement. Waiting.

It’s like my coins are being sent through some interstellar portal and it takes at least 30 seconds for my payment to be verified by some alien party on the other end.


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