That awkward moment you’re working on your laptop in a cafe and discover that the best way to block out the sound of obnoxious patrons who have no sense of volume control is by playing the ambient sounds of another cafe in your headphones.
That awkward moment you’re at Trader Joe’s and the cashier asks you if you would like a bag. And you look at your stuff and think, that’s not a bad idea! And you’re kind of excited about it. Because you rarely buy more things than you can carry.
So you’re thinking that’s not a bad idea and let’s do it! And exclaim in an excited voice, “Let’s not!”
And then I had to laugh and explain that my brain and I have a special relationship. She looked at me and was very understanding.