Just now at the post office:
“Zero? Interesting name. Good thing you don’t look like a Zero.”
Then: “Ooh, the things that come out of my mouth.”
Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.
Just now at the post office:
“Zero? Interesting name. Good thing you don’t look like a Zero.”
Then: “Ooh, the things that come out of my mouth.”
Moments ago… lady at the UPS store reading my address: “Zero? That was really cruel of your parents.” (she was actually kinda friendly, though).
5 minutes later at the bank: “Zero! That’s a nice name.”
The full spectrum right there.
Every time I find a coin somewhere, I pick it up thinking “It’s a sign I’m on the right path”. I’m not sure I truly believe it, but it’s always a reassuring thought at the time. Plus, a [coin] saved is a [coin] earned. I made 10 cents at the gym today!
Related:
Today’s personal rule to live by: Try to avoid knocking over freshly watered plants onto clean, off-white carpet.
Dear stuff,
It would be a lot easier for me to find you if you would simply stay where I think I put you rather than wander off to some other location.
Stop doing that.