Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.
That awkward moment when your credit card repeatedly doesn’t scan correctly when you swipe it and the cashier says, “It’s all about the technique.” And you say, “That’s what shh-…er… *ahem*, yes.”
I bailed out on that one so smoothly… like leaping out of a moving car.
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It’s unbelievable how many times I can read the word “pink” throughout the day and never grow tired of it.
Thank you Victoria.
Pretty girls… Making guys work out longer at the gym since gyms were invented.
10 sets instead of 3, why not? ;)
That awkward moment you realize that what is often considered cute and romantic in “date movies” would likely result in a restraining order in real life.
I’ve decided to only bring three cameras to the beach today because I still want a chance with the ladies.
#PhotographerProblems
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That awkward moment while in the course of texting a potential online date you send her a link to a Wikipedia article.
And she texts you back with, “Did you really just text me a link to Wikipedia?”
I said yes…
…and never heard from her again.
From the comments:
Carissa: so, this begs the question: what was the article about?
Zero: I did this m/ and she asked what that was. Tried to explain. Failed. Resorted to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_of_the_horns
David: She doesn’t know that? How old was she, were you going to take out for psketti? Good thing you didn’t break out the double horns m/-_-m/ or you’d have some real explaining to do!
That awkward moment you notice that — although you may only be 5’10” anywhere else — the door markers at the Circle K you’re in indicate you’re a solid 6 feet tall.
So yeah, ladies… if you’re looking for a tall man, I’m the man you’re looking for…
at this Circle K. And this Circle K only.
Phoenix, Arizona.
