Nose Trespassing

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Weird thought of the morning:

They say that you shouldn’t stick your nose where it doesn’t belong…

And yet, I don’t think I have ever seen a sign indicating one way or the other where my nose should or shouldn’t go.

So for now, I’m taking a very non-committal approach and just leaving it where it is.

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Originally published on: Nov 11, 2013 @ 10:58

Google this!

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I like to add an exclamation point to the end of all my google searches — like I’m really SUPER EXCITED about it!

I sense that the search engine understands how important the search results will be and takes my search more seriously.

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Originally published on: Oct 13, 2012 @ 18:55

Let me repeat that…

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I wonder if the people who press their car horns for an excessive amount of time are the same people who continue repeating themselves long after they’ve made their point. O_o

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Originally published on: Oct 27, 2013 @ 10:24

Out of body, out of mind?

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Weird thought of the day:

I wonder if anyone who ever had an out of body experience ever came back to their body and their body was like:

“Where have you been!? You were out with your shady friends again, weren’t you? I lay here all night worried sick about you! Don’t you ever just leave without leaving a note.”

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Originally published on: Jul 29, 2014 @ 09:22

Vertical driving ascension

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I await the day when technology advances to the point that someone can literally drive me up a wall and I can turn to them and say, “You’re driving me up the wall” in context.

That will be fun to do that one time.

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Originally published on: Oct 10, 2014 @ 12:51

I had to be sure.

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I probably could have guessed that I could eat a whole box of ice cream sandwiches… But I had to be sure.

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Originally published on: Jul 4, 2012 @ 19:03

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