Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.
Just met this weird bald guy with crazy piercings.
His head was covered with what looked like symmetrically placed pins.
He handed me this intricately designed rubix cube like box and then kind of just disappeared. Maybe he’s in the locker room.
Anyway, the box looks like some kind of puzzle…
I’m going to play with it…
To anyone truly worried about the apocalypse, please be assured that it’s not going to happen.
Trust me. I know. This news is coming directly from the transmission I’ve been picking up from our gray alien friends colonizing on the dark side of the moon.
In fact, they’re trying to keep it a surprise, but rumor has it that they’re planning a special “It’s not the end of the world” celebration tomorrow.
Lots of “fireworks” they say.
I’m excited!
I can’t say why, but if the world really is about to be torn asunder by massive shifts in the earth’s gravity, staring at this photo makes me feel better about it.
*Kitten photo credit: Unknown
[ December 20, 2012. 8:18 am. Pacific Standard Time. ]
Dear Australia,
NO Apocalypse spoilers! Some of us want it to be a surprise!
Do you hear me Australia?
Australia?
Are you there?
Going to the gym to wait for the apocalypse.This may be my best and last chance to find a woman I know can keep up with me when we’re running from…
Please let it be zombies!
Please let it be zombies!
I’m thinking that I’ll just hold a boom box over my head and blast out “The Final Countdown”.
Best verge-of-the-apocalypse girlfriend getting technique ever!
Re: Say Anything (Boombox scene)