Vertical driving ascension


I await the day when technology advances to the point that someone can literally drive me up a wall and I can turn to them and say, “You’re driving me up the wall” in context.

That will be fun to do that one time.

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Originally published on: Oct 10, 2014 @ 12:51

Risks of the job


Confession of the day:

Every time someone says “Let me grab my manager for you.” I picture them going into the back room and doing something they could get fired for.

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Vik: Management through inappropriate acts – Chapter 1 “The Manager Grab”

Zero: …I suppose the alternative is you could ask someone to grab their manager, and when they get their manager, you can say, “That’s not what I meant.” And then they show YOU the exit.

Candie: Innocent-looking employee quietly approaches manager, gently cradles a buttock, and walks to their locker to gather their belongings.


Originally published on: May 28, 2014 @ 16:29

Nose Trespassing


Weird thought of the morning:

They say that you shouldn’t stick your nose where it doesn’t belong…

And yet, I don’t think I have ever seen a sign indicating one way or the other where my nose should or shouldn’t go.

So for now, I’m taking a very non-committal approach and just leaving it where it is.

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Originally published on: Nov 11, 2013 @ 10:58