Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.
That awkward moment at Frazier Farms when you’re chatting with the cashier who’s ringing up your order and she suddenly stops and says, laughing, “Oh my god! I just gave you an employee discount!”
And the other employees, including the on-duty manager, just look over and smile.
Yup. They know of me here, I think. Not what I do. Just my reputation for being funny & friendly.
At least I hope it’s that and not actually the fact I shop here so much. ;)
Related:
That awkward moment when the manager ringing up your lunch order says,
“There’s a math problem on your receipt. Look for it.”
…
Some say, “There’s no such thing as a free lunch”, but I’m here to tell you that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
Related:
In cafe.
Go up to the cafe counter to purchase coffee. The cashier hands me a mug. The general manager sees it and goes, “A mug? You never use a mug!”
“I know. I forgot my travel mug in my car.”
Manager turns to the cashier, “Just give it to him.”
“Hey, I can just go get my mug.”
“No, no. I want to see what happens.”
And I’m thinking, “What’s going to happen?” O_o
Well, I’ll tell you what happens…
I’m going to drink complimentary coffee out of the mug they gave me… and make all my dreams come true. And maybe go up for a second or third cup when I’m finished.
And hope nothing too crazy happens.
WALK UP TO CAFE COUNTER!!! AND THEY WERE LIKE, “HEY ZERO, DO YOU WANT A (FREE) ESPRESSO SHOT!?” AND I WAS LIKE, “NO!!!! I DON’T DRINK THOSE!!!” BUT I DRANK IT ANYWAY!!!! OMG!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!? WOOOOOHOOOOOO!