Never stop looking for beautiful things.
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Dat one flaw
I think spammers are like the villains — in almost any movie ever — who always have that one fatal flaw that’s so obvious to everyone but themselves.
“Why sure, Mr. Bond, I WILL tell you the intricate details of my evil plan — because you only have moments to live!”
[blah blah blah]
“And now that I am done telling you EVERYTHING, let me just leave your fate in the hands of this machine (or my henchmen) while I go attend to more important matters than making sure you die.”
Spammers are a lot like that — except their one fatal flaw is being unable to make anything they write not look like spam.
Salad
“Can I take your order?”
“Um, yes, I’d like a pound of chocolate, a shot of Jack Daniels, and a salad, please.”
It is a fact that ordering salad with anything automatically makes your whole meal sound healthier.
Blast you, Facebook!
BLAST YOU Facebook! The placement of my profile pic completely changes the meaning of my cover photo!
Close encounters…
Can you smell what I'm cooking?
I’ve been waiting for a sign… Came out to my car and found these on my windshield. This might be it, folks!
What's the definition of irony again?
Colorful Colorado has dull sign, higher elevation.
Elevated Utah has colorful sign, lower elevation.
What’s the definition of irony again?
Read the comments on Facebook.
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I have a clever bag.
That awkward moment you don’t know how to tie a particular knot… but your laptop bag does.
Hello stranger.
Hello stranger.