Question of the day 9/30/14

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The correct answer to today’s question of the day:

“If you could responsibly take care of any healthy miniaturized version of any animal – extinct or living – what would it be?”

Is: Any dinosaur.

Sorry to anyone who thought their preference was correct.

Congrats to our T-Rex and Diplodocus loving friends!

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Wanted: Portal to another dimension

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Wanted: Portal to another dimension

Will consider any portals capable of travel to other dimensions, alternate universes, interstellar space, or past/future timelines. Destination must be capable of supporting human life comfortably (no breathing apparatus or detox suits required, for example).

Will also consider wormholes, but transportation to wormhole must be provided for — within a reasonable timeframe — and the destination explicitly stated.

Specifically seeking dragon inhabited dimensions — or dimensions with dragon potential (you know what I mean). Dinosaurs are an acceptable substitute. Magic is desired.

If you have such a portal available, please provide as many details about it as possible.

Please note: NO GATEWAYS TO HELL or Hell-like dimensions. My last visit went badly.

Thank you.

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The man on the mountain

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Seen in a passing meme:

“The man on the top of the mountain did not fall there.”

Ok, which man, what mountain, and what was he doing up there? I mean, if you’re being careful, it’s not particularly difficult to not fall on top of a mountain. So I don’t find it all that impressive. Heck, even I could probably climb a mountain and not fall on top!

But if this man was up there running from a pack of raptors — with his hands tied behind his back — and he managed to not fall while trying to escape death on dinosaur legs, then I would definitely be impressed.

See? That’s the problem with memes, there’s rarely enough room to get the complete story.

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I am chicken! Hear me cluck!

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I’ve decided I’m going to dress up like a chicken today and tell people I’m a highly evolved T-Rex.

#ClosestModernAncestorYo

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