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Dear (somebody)

Dear Diary

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

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Dear Diary,

I’ve always wondered, do you have a last name, or do you just go by Diary?

I don’t have any other friends named Diary. Although I do have one friend named Duffy, and that’s kind of close. I mean, it starts with a D.

– Zero

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Dear Universe, I love you.

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

Dear Universe,

I love you.

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A case of mistaken identity

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

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Dear Diary,

I caught someone reading me today at Yellowstone National Park.

It felt awkward.

But it was not nearly as awkward as when I walked up and said, “Holey gloves, Batman!”

They were not Batman.

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Dear energy drink + pain reliever

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

Dear energy drink + pain reliever,

I am ready for your magic potion like qualities to take effect.

Please.

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Dear stuff

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

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Dear stuff,

It would be a lot easier for me to find you if you would simply stay where I think I put you rather than wander off to some other location.

Stop doing that.

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