Dear Facebook —
I’m pretty sure I’ve figured out a foolproof way for you to make (more) money yourself…
Make “visitor” information to each facebook profile freely available.
Let facebook users see who visited their profile, when they visited, what they saw, and how many times they visit in any given period.
Keep running statistics of the biggest stalkers.
Next, offer (for a monthly fee) a “browse anonymously” feature that allows people to hide their facebook habits from other users.
Next, allow people to pay even more money to UNanonymize any users who have paid for the previous feature. Once again, they will be visible.
Next, at an even higher rate, offer a “super browse anonymously” feature that allows people to keep their facebook habits hidden. Once again, they will be anonymous.
Next, at an even higher rate…
Well, I think you see where this is going.
You’ll be rich(er) in no time.
What could go wrong?
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