Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.
Remember kids, it’s only Monday if you don’t use the power of your imagination to pretend it’s Tuesday.
Personally, I like to pretend it’s a nice Tuesday 65 million years ago.
Where the weather is beautiful.
And I’m riding a Triceratops while being chased by a T-Rex as a volcano erupts in the distance.
But, you know, use your imagination.
Related:
Confession of the day:
I was totally ready for today to be the last day of September.
Who knew that September would only have 30 days in it this year!?
That’s just crazy. I feel like we all got robbed.
In protest, I’m doing September 1st over again today and will start October on the 2nd tomorrow.
On the plus side, it’s summer again! Woohoo!
RE: Counting Crows – August and Everything After (video)
Oh, man. It’s going to be one of those days today.
Which is cool.
Because if it was a year today, I’d feel the pressure to get a heck of a lot more done by the end of the day.
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“So how’s your year today going, Bob?”
“Well, Felix. I made a new year’s day resolution this morning and I’m having a hard time sticking to it. Plus, I’d hoped to go on vacation by the end of the year, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen today. Maybe next year tomorrow though.”
“How about we go out to lunch this year today and talk about it, Bob?”
“That depends, Felix. Are you buying? Because I bought lunch last year yesterday.”
“Absolutely. I’ve got you covered this year today, Bob.”
“Well, it’s official. You’re my favorite person today this year, Bob.”
“Ha! That’s what you said a few years ago the other day.”
SPOILER ALERT:
Tomorrow is Thursday.
*Unless you’re reading this on a day that isn’t Wednesday.