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day humor

Oh, Saturday

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

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Oh Saturday. We don’t usually do it together, but today I’m going to do that thing with you…

Laundry.

But first I need to go over to the place where people are getting hot & sweaty together…

The gym.

It’s going to be a sexy Saturday. Awww yeaaaaah.

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Weekday ninja

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

My god, Friday, you totally snuck up on me! You’re like a ninja.

Now put away the katana so we can hug. I feel like I haven’t seen you in a week!

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Mondate, Tuesdate…

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

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Ok Monday, how about you & me take the rest of the week out for celebration?

I know Wednesday wants to go… And Friday, she’s half way out the door already — let’s do this!

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Same day delivery from Amazon.

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

Man, my watch time zone got changed to Australia somewhere — I’ve been thinking it’s Friday all day.

I went to order something from Amazon and it said it would arrive today — Friday — and I’m like, “Damn, that’s fast!”

Sadly, Amazon doesn’t do same day delivery.

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