Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.
Man, my watch time zone got changed to Australia somewhere — I’ve been thinking it’s Friday all day.
I went to order something from Amazon and it said it would arrive today — Friday — and I’m like, “Damn, that’s fast!”
Sadly, Amazon doesn’t do same day delivery.
Ok Monday, how about you & me take the rest of the week out for celebration?
I know Wednesday wants to go… And Friday, she’s half way out the door already — let’s do this!
Oh Saturday. We don’t usually do it together, but today I’m going to do that thing with you…
Laundry.
But first I need to go over to the place where people are getting hot & sweaty together…
The gym.
It’s going to be a sexy Saturday. Awww yeaaaaah.
Hello new day!
It’s great to meet you!
No, I don’t have something in my eye… I’m winking at you!
Let’s dance!
So I’ve been thinking…
And I think the days of the week should be arranged in a non repeating pattern, like pi.
That way no single day of the week would get too much attention — like Friday (yay!) or Monday (boo!).
See what I mean?
With my piWeek™ system, a Saturday might follow Monday one week, but follow a Sunday the next. And a Friday might follow a Wednesday…
Thanks to the piWeek™ system, you just wouldn’t know… (Unless you checked your piWeek™ calendar)
Not only that, with the piWeek™ system, every day would be special…
As it deserves to be.
That’s my point.
The piWeek™ system. Think about it.
I think I need a new day, this one is being lazy.
Blast it, Monday! How many times have I told you not to sneak up on me!?
None times? Oh.
My bad.
Some days when I get to the gym, I have to put my headphones in and just let the music permeate my body before I can do anything.
Other times, I have to look up “permeate” to make sure it means what I think it means, because I sure as heck wasn’t going to use the word “penetrate” this early on a Sunday.
MONDAY! I told you not to sneak up on me like that! O_O