"Character"

That awkward moment a BMW rams into the back of your 4Runner at a stoplight.

That even more awkward moment that pushes you into the Mercedes in front of you.

The good news is my vehicle is 13 years old and I’m not particularly concerned with what what appear to be only moderate cosmetic issues.

We call that “adding character” around here.

(But we all exchanged info anyway).

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*Apparently character looks a lot like dents, dings, and scratches.

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Every time I see CONSTRUCTION: LANES MERGE AHEAD signs on the freeway I am suddenly able to predict my immediately foreseeable future with 98{82b2ded5ae086bbe31c001f0374079c9503b180ae813ec027549eb44365a9474} accuracy.

Eat that, Nostradamus.

*And that one guy who always waits until the last second to merge. That guy’s an ass.

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I wonder if the people who press their car horns for an excessive amount of time are the same people who continue repeating themselves long after they’ve made their point. O_o

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Originally published on: Oct 27, 2013 @ 10:24

Boundaries maintained

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That awkward moment you walk out to your car in the parking lot and discover you accidentally left it unlocked.

When that happens, I like to pretend that I did it on purpose and was really just testing people.

Nothing stolen?

Good job, humans! You pass!

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Originally published on: Nov 29, 2014 @ 18:20