“I don’t think I’ll ever forget our anniversary.”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
bad pickup lines
I have a plan
“I have a plan for the two of us, and it’s going to be awesome. But it requires that you follow my script exactly or it’s not going to work.”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
Pinning is winning
Rather than try a pick up line at the gym today, I’ve decided to simply wear a big button that says, “Ask me about being straight & single!”
Oh yes. This.will.work.
Muahahaha!
Baiting with Benjamins
My “Ask me about being straight and available!” button didn’t attract any ladies at the gym yesterday, so I’m going to try taping $100 bills to my body today and see if that works.
This is *totally* gonna work.
I’m excited!
Related:
Rolling in the deep
“We could have it all if you’d roll in the deep with me… but if you just want to roll in the shallow end, that’s cool.”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
RE: Rolling in the Deep – Adele (video)
Pumping with confidence
“I see you’re into the premium stuff. I’m more of a regular guy, myself. But check out my pumping moves.”
Another failed pick up line at the gas station today.
Re: Pumping with confidence (video)
From the comments:
Carl: ARCO – Pumping With Confidence
Zero: OH HELL YEAH. I am pumping with confidence!
That said, that commercial feels weird. Like a parody. But it isn’t a parody.
Carl: Yeah, when I first saw that, I was amazed that they actually went there. It’s right up there with K-Mart’s “ship my pants” one
Zero: OoooOOOOooooh. O_O.
SSSSSS!
12:53 PM
I’m no expert, but I think the guy leaning against the wall outside of this laundromat and hissing at people might be a demon.
Or a highly evolved lizard snake person.
I wonder if he will be friends with me?
2:07 PM
THERE IS NO ZERO, ONLY ZUUL.
2:40 PM
5:49 PM
“I am ZUUL.”
Another failed pickup line at the gym today.
I recollect
“I’ll never forget how we met. I was standing here. And you were standing there. And I said, ‘I’ll never forget how we met.'”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
Bulk products
“I’m not labeled for individual sale, but if you want me, just ask.”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
From the comments:
Vik Sohal: No No NO, This is how it should have gone: “I’m not labeled for individual sale, I only come in a SIX PACK!”