“You know, if these dumbbells were women, I could pick up any one of them under 100 pounds pretty easily… Hey, how much do YOU weigh?”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
bad pickup lines
"Hi Cheryl."
“Hi Cheryl. Your name probably isn’t Cheryl. I’m just guessing. Come to think of it, you look like a Jenn. It’s Jenn isn’t it? No, wait! Denise! Samantha? Michelle? Kate? Hey, where are you going?”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
A great match
“We look like we’d make a great match. You’ve got the hot head and I’ve got the wood.”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
Black Friday
It’s black Friday in my man cave today. Followed by black Saturday, black Sunday, black Monday…
In fact, every day is black until we get some permanent lighting in here.
Hey, this sounds like the beginning of an excellent pick up line.
“Hey, baby. Do you like Black Friday? Cause it’s always black in my man cave.”
Ok, I’ll admit it needs a little work. Still, I might have to try it out at the gym today…
Confirm or ignore?
Certified
“If you date me, I’ll show you my Certificate of Authenticity!”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
Let me show you…
I can't help but notice…
“I can’t help but notice you’re married. Let me know when you get divorced!”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
It was worth a shot
“Meeby wabby wooby dob bow wow wibby mobby *slurp*?”
A failed pick up line at the dentist’s office today.
