“You know, if these dumbbells were women, I could pick up any one of them under 100 pounds pretty easily… Hey, how much do YOU weigh?”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
It’s black Friday in my man cave today. Followed by black Saturday, black Sunday, black Monday…
In fact, every day is black until we get some permanent lighting in here.
Hey, this sounds like the beginning of an excellent pick up line.
“Hey, baby. Do you like Black Friday? Cause it’s always black in my man cave.”
Ok, I’ll admit it needs a little work. Still, I might have to try it out at the gym today…