Zero game



A failed pickup line for me at the gym today. No idea what I’m doing wrong.

Facebook comment: “Well if that’s the very first thing that came out of your mouth to a perfect stranger, then no wonder!”

Response: “She wasn’t a perfect stranger! I’d been staring at her for 10 minutes!”

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The Final Countdown


Going to the gym to wait for the apocalypse.This may be my best and last chance to find a woman I know can keep up with me when we’re running from…

Please let it be zombies!
Please let it be zombies!

I’m thinking that I’ll just hold a boom box over my head and blast out “The Final Countdown”.

Best verge-of-the-apocalypse girlfriend getting technique ever!

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