I think my new goal in the “talk to women” department is to try to get rejected — and fail.
This way, even if I fail, I win!
Maybe I should start thinking of some really bad pick-up lines.
bad pickup lines
Zero game
“I WOULD MARRY YOU!”
A failed pickup line for me at the gym today. No idea what I’m doing wrong.
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Facebook comment: “Well if that’s the very first thing that came out of your mouth to a perfect stranger, then no wonder!”
Response: “She wasn’t a perfect stranger! I’d been staring at her for 10 minutes!”
Oh, I got game…
“I LOVE YOU! THIS IS MY FINAL OFFER!”
Another failed pickup line for me at the gym today. I can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong.
Wonder twins activate!
“Wonder twins activate!”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today. I’m so bad at this.
I had this crazy dream…
“I had this crazy dream about you last night.”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
The Final Countdown
Going to the gym to wait for the apocalypse.This may be my best and last chance to find a woman I know can keep up with me when we’re running from…
Please let it be zombies!
Please let it be zombies!
I’m thinking that I’ll just hold a boom box over my head and blast out “The Final Countdown”.
Best verge-of-the-apocalypse girlfriend getting technique ever!
Re: Say Anything (Boombox scene)
Hold still…
“I bet I could totally bench press you! Hold still…”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today. ;)
I think I'm too drunk to drive…
“I think I’m too drunk to drive. Do you think I can get a ride home with you?”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today. Man, this is messing with my self confidence.
What do I spy?
“I see that only one of us is married.”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
Must try harder.
Jermaine Stewart was right
“I never thought I’d say this, but, ‘Wow. They were right. We really don’t have to take our clothes off to have a good time.'”
Another failed pick up line at the gym today.
Supplemental:
For your listening pleasure: