Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.
That awkward moment you overhear a heavily accented conversation in the men’s locker room and it includes the statement:
“I had like 4 roommates, but I ate them.”
And no one bats an eye.
*shrugs*
I guess I heard that wrong…
Unless I didn’t. O_O
*Why “seven, eight, ten”? Because 7 ate 9. That’s why.
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Originally published on: Feb 5, 2014 @ 10:13
That awkward moment you walk out to your car in the parking lot and discover you accidentally left it unlocked.
When that happens, I like to pretend that I did it on purpose and was really just testing people.
Nothing stolen?
Good job, humans! You pass!
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Originally published on: Nov 29, 2014 @ 18:20
That awkward moment you read the warning label on a bottle of vitamins and it says, “Do not take if you are pregnant or may become pregnant.”
And you’re like, well, it’s highly unlikely I’ll become pregnant, but I don’t want to rule out the possibility of spontaneous male pregnancy entirely.
Also shouldn’t take while breastfeeding.
Dammit.
This bottle of vitamins should come with a buzz kill warning.
Originally published on: Jun 16, 2014 @ 20:12
That awkward moment you’re at Trader Joe’s and the cashier asks you if you would like a bag. And you look at your stuff and think, that’s not a bad idea! And you’re kind of excited about it. Because you rarely buy more things than you can carry.
So you’re thinking that’s not a bad idea and let’s do it! And exclaim in an excited voice, “Let’s not!”
And then I had to laugh and explain that my brain and I have a special relationship. She looked at me and was very understanding.
That awkward moment you’re working on your laptop in a cafe and discover that the best way to block out the sound of obnoxious patrons who have no sense of volume control is by playing the ambient sounds of another cafe in your headphones.
Driving to the gym with the sunroof open. Smell eucalyptus and turn to see a bunch of happy eucalyptus trees after all the rain that California’s been getting.
That awkward moment you hear yourself shout, “Eucalyptus!”
That even more awkward moment after shouting “Eucalyptus!” that you shout it again a few more times and try to sound angry while doing it. Because ever since you heard that it’s impossible to say “bubbles” and sound angry, you’ve been looking for other words that are impossible to sound angry while saying them.