Numb soldier


That awkward moment you have dry lips, but all you can find is Brave Soldier Antiseptic healing ointment.

That even more awkward moment you forget that it has a pretty strong numbing agent and now all you can feel below your nose and above your neck is nothing.


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Reaching new heights


That awkward moment you notice that — although you may only be 5’10” anywhere else — the door markers at the Circle K you’re in indicate you’re a solid 6 feet tall.

So yeah, ladies… if you’re looking for a tall man, I’m the man you’re looking for…

at this Circle K. And this Circle K only.

Phoenix, Arizona.

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