Audience challenge of the day:
Keep adding Band-Aids® – one at a time – to visible parts of your body and see how many Band-Aids it takes before someone asks what’s wrong with you.
Whenever you feel lonely and want someone to talk to, I suggest going to a store and asking to speak to a manager…
And then when the manager arrives, just start talking about whatever is on your mind.
“Hello, I’m the manager.”
“Hi! Do you like movies? I like movies. Man, some days I just sit in my pajamas and watch Netflix all day. You ever do that? Hey, are you on Reddit? Do you like cats? I like cats.”