Birds did not poop on my head today.
It was a good day.
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Ophidiophobia
Sanguivoriphobia
9:28PM
I did not get bitten by any vampires today.
It was a good day.
8:58AM The next morning…
It occurs to me that, due to the fact that vampires are most active at night, I should be posting my vampire bite status updates in the mornings, not right before I go to bed. Duh.
So just in case you’re wondering — or concerned — I did not get bitten by any vampires last night.
I’m vampire free for another day. Booyah!
And to those who are concerned about the possibility that I’ll be bitten by a vampire, thank you.
It’s nice that you care about my status as a vampire affliction free being.
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Chiroptophobia
Bats did not fly into my head and get stuck in my hair today.
It was a good day.
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