Learned 2 things today…
1. A 2nd offense for dark window tint (not my car!) in California costs $800.
2. Removing said window tint actually takes less than 60 seconds when the officer says “If it’s not here when I get back, you won’t get a ticket.”
Israeli locksmiths.
Based on personal experience in the past 12 hours, I have learned that Israeli locksmiths charge $120 for a 15 second job at midnight.
This works out to $28,800 per hour or $230,000 per day.
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On a side note, I am changing careers and becoming a locksmith.
Interesting name.
Just now at the post office:
“Zero? Interesting name. Good thing you don’t look like a Zero.”
Then: “Ooh, the things that come out of my mouth.”
Full spectrum name reactions.
Moments ago… lady at the UPS store reading my address: “Zero? That was really cruel of your parents.” (she was actually kinda friendly, though).
5 minutes later at the bank: “Zero! That’s a nice name.”
The full spectrum right there.
A penny saved
Every time I find a coin somewhere, I pick it up thinking “It’s a sign I’m on the right path”. I’m not sure I truly believe it, but it’s always a reassuring thought at the time. Plus, a [coin] saved is a [coin] earned. I made 10 cents at the gym today!
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Today's personal rule to live by.
Today’s personal rule to live by: Try to avoid knocking over freshly watered plants onto clean, off-white carpet.
Dear stuff
Dear stuff,
It would be a lot easier for me to find you if you would simply stay where I think I put you rather than wander off to some other location.
Stop doing that.