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Window tint.

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

Learned 2 things today…

1. A 2nd offense for dark window tint (not my car!) in California costs $800.

2. Removing said window tint actually takes less than 60 seconds when the officer says “If it’s not here when I get back, you won’t get a ticket.”

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Israeli locksmiths.

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

Based on personal experience in the past 12 hours, I have learned that Israeli locksmiths charge $120 for a 15 second job at midnight.

This works out to $28,800 per hour or $230,000 per day.

…

On a side note, I am changing careers and becoming a locksmith.

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Interesting name.

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

Just now at the post office:

“Zero? Interesting name. Good thing you don’t look like a Zero.”

Then: “Ooh, the things that come out of my mouth.”

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Full spectrum name reactions.

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

Moments ago… lady at the UPS store reading my address: “Zero? That was really cruel of your parents.” (she was actually kinda friendly, though).

5 minutes later at the bank: “Zero! That’s a nice name.”

The full spectrum right there.

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A penny saved

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

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Every time I find a coin somewhere, I pick it up thinking “It’s a sign I’m on the right path”. I’m not sure I truly believe it, but it’s always a reassuring thought at the time. Plus, a [coin] saved is a [coin] earned. I made 10 cents at the gym today!

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Today's personal rule to live by.

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

Today’s personal rule to live by: Try to avoid knocking over freshly watered plants onto clean, off-white carpet.

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Dear stuff

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com

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Dear stuff,

It would be a lot easier for me to find you if you would simply stay where I think I put you rather than wander off to some other location.

Stop doing that.

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