Zero Talking
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- "Strangers are simply friends…"
- Silly mirror
- "Do I whaaaaat?"
- Hot web comic action
- Faux alarm
- Exception
- Fear News Network
- Cloud movement
- I have no recollection of that
- My new band
- Something out of a dream
- Banana peels…
- Eye protection required
- Gym marketing logic
- Goes to write something clever
- Nose Trespassing
- I’ve been thinking about having kids…
- Let me repeat that…
- Open ended
- New shampoo
- OMSC
- He must have an interesting perspective
- Ink and paper
- If you can’t laugh at yourself…
- Joanne’s Fabrics
- Pick your battles
- Responding
- Rubber bands
- Hat tip to Mitch Hedberg
- Semi-colons
- How to create suspense…
- The speed of light
- Irish wristwatch
- 42 minutes until charged
- Boss boy
- Living on the moon
- A Subway reunion
- The Mowgli's – San Francisco
- Crime
- "Lost without you"
- A split second
- Actions speak louder than shoes
- Undefeated
- Relational aspirations
- Dear Insurance customer service
- Do you believe in magic?
- Brussels sprouts
- Subtlety is my middle name
- So subtle
- Bae caught me drivin
- A Christmas beach adventure
- I made another friend…
- Fronts
- Suspicious seating
- Pinch to zoom
- News travels
- Men's body wash
- The character builder
- Shoe comfort
- The Internet
- Silly trees
- Sidekick tryouts tomorrow
- Catalytic converter theft attempt saga
- Suckers
- Complaining 101
- Dear Google
- Street names
- Gym display rituals
- Garlic
- Ding
- Dental issues
- Intimacy issues
- Dear LinkedIn (again)
- The Zero Show
- To do
- My favorite day at the gym…
- One simple trick
- A skill I didn't know I had…
- SotD
- Pasta. In the shape of a navel.
- To and fro
- And for my next trick…
- C is for…
- Win some. Lose some.
- Because you need that
- Faxing
- Conversational wormholes
- It happens
- Ready, aim…
- Earth
- Black Friday
- Be cool. Be cool.
- Cafe compassion
- Someone needs to be spanked
- Dat tab
- The driving Force
- Where’s my starter kit?
- Duct tape
- PSA: Hugging
- Adventures in elasticity
- The note keeper
- Catch
- You can't deny true love…
- Om Nom
- Ha! Sniffle! Ha!
- For incredibly manly coffee drinkers only
- Dun dun dun dun dun dun…
- The catalyst
- Noisy wind makers
- Questionable Photography
- Foggy windows
- Dear word creators
- He really said that?
- Like, um, actually…
- Mainer for life
- Fashion rebirth
- Toothpaste tubes
- But will it hold water?
- Chronologically challenged. I am.
- Time travel mishaps and me
- The Author Guy
- Attendance Day November 2013
- Emotion control
- No, your other left
- Coffee cup communication
- Rejection strategy
- A real zero
- Windozing off
- Vegetables
- Street lamps
- Me to infinity
- Just Married
- It's more than a Memento
- Ain’t going nowhere
- Monster hat
- A good job
- What's your question?
- Why I need a Faraday cage
- Lowering expectations
- Optimal aesthetic conditions
- Gravitational hijinks
- Damn you autocorrect
- Lost or stolen items
- Try to take over the world, of course.
- Traffic lights
- Feedback loop
- Psychic Reading
- Thanksgiving
- Tricks of the mind
- The infiltrator
- Pre-Web
- Dear eyebrows…
- Hungry for something
- Threading the needle
- Open. Psych!
- Desynchronization
- Pandas, fast!
- Cash for gold
- Oh, brother
- Mild, medium, or hot?
- Sunchronicity
- Ignorance is bliss?
- Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
- Firefly
- And then there's always the new guy…
- More tree litter
- A well supplied lavatory
- The hook brings you back
- It's the little things
- Tree litter
- Wheep whoop! Aww! Aww! Aww!
- Free electronics swap meet
- Tablet love
- The jug wars
- The best sports bra in the world
- LHD and me
- Musical Cars
- This post is more engaging
- Side effects may include…
- Picking one's battles
- Tic Tacs
- Cake or death
- Somebody told me…
- Control Z
- What's up
- Timed release
- A sweet sweet remix!
- Where the sun don't shine
- A friendly reminder.
- This tree has quite a body
- 5 dollar haircuts
- Three hours
- Why I need an open-minded mate
- New page. Day 2.
- Engage the arm! *twang!*
- Body. Mind. Soul. And Love.
- That wheel
- When I talk about being single on Facebook, my ads get awesome.
- How progress bars work
- Dear Life, I love you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- The Organization
- Mister Malwares
- Single, but happily taken
- Comprehension
- Hand diving
- Fudge mountain
- Bored birds
- Musical fly traps
- Super
- Conservation & consequences
- A dream of mine
- Navigation skillz
- It's Edison and Tesla all over again
- Ooh! Ooh! A parade!
- Silly typos, tricks are four kids
- Giant white well-drilling truck
- Lag
- No, really. Did you say something?
- We had such good times together
- Ice, ice, baby.
- They shoot! They… wut is this?
- Bear
- There's just no stopping me!
- That's no spaceship!
- The girl with the golden locks
- Why the Internet is like a sushi buffet
- Sure is hot!
- When it's finally my turn to run the English language…
- Body spray
- I think I found a spaceship
- Nouveau Cricetinae
- Gym diagram guy
- Dear people who name things
- Ain't nobody got time for this.
- Three and a half stars
- Motion sickness
- Inertial forces
- I have an announcement!
- It's a splicy future
- "Narcissistic Glory Hound" achievement unlocked!
- They see me rollin', they hatin'…
- The locker thief
- Audience challenge for September 23, 2013
- Virtually shouting
- You wanna know who I think is awesome?
- Language
- Voice search
- Timing
- The unusual suspects
- I have my reasons
- Dear Facebook
- When I operate my own auto manufacturing business…
- Take my undergarments, please!
- Aves Cosa Nostra
- Banana chips
- Dear LinkedIn
- Passing zone
- Audience challenge for September 7, 2013
- Edgy
- A love for laughter
- Dear driver in the blue sedan
- Viridescent Gramineae
- The wonder years
- Biometrics
- It must be a shoe thing
- Proceed directly to the penitentiary, do not pass start.
- What's on your mind?
- Rewards coffee
- Good day, Milady.
- The camera adds 10 pounds
- Sweaty shirts
- Mathematical role playing
- Battery testers
- Skip
- Instinctive impulses
- Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006
- The biodegradability of chewing gum
- Then and now
- Anticipatory problem solving
- I have nothing to say.
- Brain error
- In the line of fire
- Audience challenge for August 23, 2013
- Dear loud cafe patron
- Mini pillow rings that I didn't invent (but almost could have)
- SQRLS?
- Chew on this
- Achilles' Heel (2013 edition)
- Drive it like you stole it
- The Gym Whisperer
- Kindred spirits
- Analytical experience
- In line dialogue
- Fairy tale ending
- Internet radio
- Faces
- "Unknown origin" internet traffic
- 2.20462
- Sunday morning music
- Wunderlist
- Clear your mind…
- Audience challenge for August 17, 2013
- Things that make me do… things
- 30 seconds
- Disconnected
- I'll be right back
- Now with even extremer energy!
- Form function?
- Athletic cut
- Clippy
- Social Networking Achievement Unlocked!
- Audience challenge for August 13, 2013
- Verbose mode
- Planet Fitness perks
- Superhero hair
- Because naked!
- Rules
- The blank box quality control dept
- Global Positioning Shutdown
- Because hovering!
- The red dot and circle shop
- ZDCYC #002 : Origin Story
- Blast it, Monday!
- Facebook intruder friend
- The games people play
- ZDCYC #001 : Story Opener
- ZDCYC #000 : Choose Your Comic Question 1
- Dream post
- Full contact sleeping
- Learning to web comic is fun.
- A glitch in the Matrix
- Visitors to this page to remain awesome at all times.
- The floor
- Designing the cartoon version of my alter ego proved to be…
- Maybe I'll start a web comic…
- Free trial expired
- Door!
- Lifehack of the day
- Just press play
- Exceptional taste. You have it.
- Ripe, juicy peaches
- Schrodinger's lock
- El Mariachi band
- The lurkers
- Ninjas
- Meet Clampy.
- Red dot shopping
- Auto audio enhancements
- When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "Plot twist!" and move on.
- Wildlife Drama Street: Tony and Ethan
- Adventures in bagging
- Horn settings
- Laughception
- The ambiguity of hey
- Zero’s Cupcakes on a Katana™
- Chips & guacamole
- My next genius idea!
- Cake pops
- Lunchtime on Wildlife Drama Street
- Lunchtime tales
- Fan mail
- Women's magazines
- Whoa!
- Self-serve discovery
- The cute couple
- Positivity worth spreading
- Today's Zero Dean Horoscope
- Tear here
- Everything. $3.99 per pound.
- The little blonde boy and the big cookie
- Like a hawk
- Self-serve shenanigans
- Zero visibility possible
- Jump ropes at the gym
- Google Fu
- A lengthy way to say thank you to you
- Pheromone infused body wash report #1
- Sunblock
- Light! Squared!
- Igniting irresistible attraction
- Time travelers
- The language of love
- Universal toilet seat covers
- Oranges
- 88 cents per pound
- An argument for everything
- A great match
- Space available
- Blocked!
- Opinions, man.
- Scent of a woman
- Adventures in Food Poisoning
- Increasing Facebook's profit margin
- BFF
- Learn how one simple weird trick…
- Tunnel lighting
- Volume control
- Coffee and relativity
- The big car kid
- My favorite thing about LinkedIn ever…
- There's something about New Zealand
- "I was here"
- Cousins and cowbell
- Getting a grip
- Luna Bars
- "Hi Cheryl."
- The dusty fox
- The Law of [sandwich] Attraction
- Getting rich with Redbubble
- My subconscious mind's message to the world…
- The coffee date
- Gender and context
- Redbubble recognition for May 26, 2013
- Sippy cup furball
- Holey shirt
- Automatic lighting
- Trapped in the Internet with cats!
- I think I just tore the space time continuum
- Are you serious?
- Coffee counter excitement
- Mary had a little lamb
- Schrodinger's baby
- Blog of faith
- Shane
- Graffiti concurrence
- Dumbbells
- What I learned about lions today
- The courage of a lion
- Jermaine Stewart was right
- Locker room bathroom theory #2
- Locker room bathroom theory #1
- Dear Meelectronics
- Dear genetic engineers
- Fourteen quarters
- Lesson #4,987
- The bathroom stall
- You know you’re starving when…
- Optimism vs. pessimism
- Subway memories
- Tinted limbs
- Grumpy calf status update
- Silly Sprint.
- Blue Powerade
- Gym classes
- Grocery store portal
- Safety first
- Two bathrooms
- The Noster
- I can dream
- Redbubble recognition for May 3, 2013
- The generation that wasn't there
- My newest hobby
- Birdsongs
- Mirror, mirror on the wall…
- Plenty of fish
- Day replacement
- Because if you can't be Batman…
- Good things happen all the time.
- Zero Dean thinks you're awesome.
- Grand Opening! Rhatt's Ass Trading Company.
- I need a new catchphrase
- My brilliant suggestion for an already brilliant product…
- Sometimes doors swing both ways.
- The perils of being debilitated.
- Gender exploits and control groups
- Just because I can do it myself…
- Just when I think I can walk…
- Grumpy calf.
- The Air Guitar Incident: Summary
- Crutch guitar!
- "What happened?"
- The Air Guitar Incident: Part 2
- The Air Guitar Incident: Part 1
- Miss World [country name] 2010
- Zero Dean's Air Band Try Outs!
- Remember my lost air guitar?
- Good guy Toyota Service Tech
- "Sleep in a 2012 Toyota Camry" wasn't on my bucket list, and yet…
- Here's that "thing" that leaves you stranded on the freeway…
- I made a friend
- A PCH adventure…
- When obstacles arise, you change your direction…
- Good luck, bad luck. You never know.
- Breakdown: An unexpected adventure…
- Zero's are wild.
- How I put my shoes on…
- My mad hero of the day.
- 'It's amazing what one can accomplish'
- Welcome to the next generation of self-serve softdrinks
- My laptop has wings.
- FutureEx
- An unexpected lesson in personal responsibility
- The amazing avocado artist.
- The modern gym
- New gym
- From caring comes courage
- The golden rule.
- Does this mean I've made it?
- Got "ZERO" stickers…
- It's a sickness.
- A ZERO hat reunion.
- Missed connection.
- Funky Town
- Everyone has something to teach you
- Sandwich karma
- Virtual HIGH FIVES for everyone!
- Word power
- Sleep check!
- Yes, that Kevin Smith
- Evolutionary advantages
- Eighty eight percent
- The abyss
- What Zero wonders. Part 2.
- Mad beats
- Trigonometry
- Dress for success
- Dear sandwich place…
- I think
- Row your boat
- Rats. Again.
- "That's too bad."
- Never let your fear decide your fate.
- The value meal
- Auto audio
- Sry grmr enthusiasts
- The enemy of the enemy of my tastebuds is my friend?
- It's because I tell people I work for Oprah
- The sunshine station
- Catch a wave.
- And then my heart skipped a beat…
- Senses 2.0
- A week system
- Sun down
- The game of life
- Dancing insanity
- I really enjoyed my laundromat experience today…
- M.O.B.
- Literally
- Tango?
- "Hey, sweetie."
- Superhero challenges
- Brilliant idea of the day…
- What do I spy?
- Sleeping in the desert
- Heading to the desert
- Behold my mutant powers!
- The tip
- Testosterone booster.
- Pain and numbness
- Be awesome. Make someone smile today.
- Modeling towels in the mirror at Target…
- Cape department!
- Fun weekend plans
- Now I really do need a cape.
- Interesting job poster
- The kid magnet.
- Talking to pigeons
- It's been a while!
- Target's polite conversation department.
- Can I see your ID?
- Storage yard sale
- Driving rather nonchalantly down the street…
- New and improved?
- Another reason why I need a time machine.
- Knock knock jokes
- Zero
- Other people's problems
- Awww yeah, like a…jerk
- Equilibrium
- When the answer is "no."
- Ridiculous quotes
- Yeah. He does.
- Multitasking
- A bad day.
- Cup-holder vortex
- That embarrassing moment at the gym…
- Buzz
- Music Genome Project
- Car talk
- Inner dialogue
- I think I'm too drunk to drive…
- The Temptress
- Oh, Saturday
- Born for business
- Hold still…
- Today I learned…
- Sunshine in my soul…
- Worth the walk