Zerosetta Stone

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As someone who speaks only a single language, I’ve recently decided to learn another language in order to be considered bilingual.

I’ve also determined that the fastest way for me to learn a second language is to invent my own.

And since the side-effect of inventing my own language is that I’ll be the only one who knows it, there won’t ever be much need for me to use it.

Thus, I can save another step by only inventing my language as it’s needed, rather than all at once.

Thus, I am pleased to make the following announcement:

Bubbagazelle rastivatiga goostazoffibot!

(Translation: I’m bilingual! Woohoo!)

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Originally published on: Nov 1, 2014 @ 11:47

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