Zero Dean: Spam Consultant.

I’m thinking about starting a course for spammers. You know, teach legitimate looking punctuation and grammar.

Maybe offer some other hot tips like adding a subject and using a realistic looking email address… and maybe an official looking signature at the bottom.

Because… well, “Mr.David James” got me to perk up for just a second. You were so close, “Mr.David”. So close!

You were different. You weren’t like all the others offering me awesome Penus Elnargemt pllis and such…

“Spam Consultant” — yeah, sounds profitable…

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