Where the sun don't shine

Roald Dahl says,

“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

So I tried it.

And I’m telling you, I ain’t seeing no sunshine coming outta my face.

And I certainly don’t always look lovely.

And frankly, when I look at myself in the mirror when I am thinking “good thoughts”, I look kinda creepy. O_o

What am I doing wrong!? Do I have a sunshine leak somewhere else? Does this only work at night? On Fridays? Or in the southern hemisphere?

‘Cause I really want to see this sunshine coming out of my face. I think it would freak people out.

And then I could make money off it.

Somehow. Maybe join a circus. I dunno.

Don’t worry about the details. I’ll think of something.

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