What's your question?

That awkward moment you go to talk to a security guard who doesn’t speak english very well and he keeps asking you what your question is — but you don’t have a question.

“Excuse me!”
“Yes?”
“Someone put a warning on my vehicle last week–”
“What’s you question?”
“I don’t have a question. Someone put a warning on my vehicle last week about parking here all day. I just wanted to–”
“What’s you question?”
“I — O_o — don’t have a question. I just wanted to let you know I’m not an employee or a BART user. I’m a patron at one of the shops here.”
“Oh. You no problem.”
“Er…ok.”

That didn’t exactly give me peace of mind that I wouldn’t get another warning. O_O

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