When I’m a bazillionaire, I’m going to invent a technology that provides subtitles for people who don’t verbalize clearly.
That’s right, for only 3 easy payments of $19.99, the Virtual Subtitle Tech 2000™ (VST2K™) will allow you to never have to ask someone to repeat themselves 3 times — only to ultimately just nod and smile because you still have absolutely no idea what they said.
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