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In line at Sprouts grabbing dinner. Cashier is ringing me up

“Hey, you’re that guy who has no stove or refrigerator.”
“Yup. That’s true.”

“How’s it going?”
“I’m surviving.”

“How long has it been?”
“Kind of a long time. I’m embarrassed to say.”

“This isn’t forever is it? I mean…”
I laugh, “No. Definitely not forever!”

“I bet you can’t wait to cook then!”
“True. I actually love to cook. I miss it.”

As I only have a couple items, it doesn’t take long to ring me through the checkout.

“Well good luck!”
“Thank you.”

4 years on May 8.

O_O

Backstory:

A couple weeks ago a cashier suggested I grab another container of hummus because they were on sale. Buy one get one free.

I told her it was a steal, but I had no place to put it. No fridge.

“No fridge!?”
“Yeah. No stove either.”
“What!?”

Not wanting to go into details, I summed “it” up as “an experiment”.

The cashier asking me questions tonight wasn’t the cashier I originally told.

Looks like weird news travels in the grocery community.

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